meladoodle:

constantly looking forward to my next meal

(Source: meladoodle, via fake-mermaid)

227,340 notes

operativesurprise:

I will forever use that line now

(Source: iraffiruse, via sniffing)

189,103 notes

rupsidaisy:

pizzaforpresident:

firemen:

my follower count is my birth year

did you know jesus personally?

slam DUNKED

(via shouldnt)

528,307 notes

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand

(via sniffing)

44,172 notes

joshpeckofficial:

look at this fucking idiot i want 20

(Source: gifs-landia, via fake-mermaid)

802,915 notes

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via stability)

370,236 notes

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via fake-mermaid)

448,497 notes

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

(via greed)

186,794 notes

(via although)

(Source: flowerbo, via love-personal)

gagalana:

Lana Del Rey unfollowed Francesco Carrozzini on Twitter. He did the same thing.

(via marina-del-cyrus)

1,173 notes

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

(via stability)

500,864 notes