greed:

greed:

The sun is eventually going to die….
Meaning the world is inevitably going to end for a fact….
And that’s just crazy to think about and I’m so happy and sad that I’ll not be around to witness that.

I think about crazy shit when I’m on the toilet

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troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via stability)

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bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

bongfucker:

bongfucker:

holy shit did you see that baby get owned in the face just now

but for real the cat jumped on the baby’s smiling idiot face, used it as a skateboard and did the sickest 180 you’ve ever seen. and the baby goes down still smiling like it didn’t just get owned as fuck

(via encourage)

cons about being tall

bewbin:

high fives are few and far between 

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dobraeva:

*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*

(Source: panerasexual, via fluerly)

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fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

(Source: untongue, via fake-mermaid)

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silks:

deathpup:

first rule of fight club

  1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

(via greed)

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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via greed)

uusui:

group calls on skype

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(via greed)

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wigglytuffer:

first things first i’m

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(Source: wigglytuffer, via stability)

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(Source: vilehumanity, via greed)

omvr:

2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web

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(via greed)

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